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[Watching]Thread 2: Watching the Poison Attribute ojisan[Relaxing]
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1: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:00:00 ID: Bzw5ccMenN
1. This thread is for watching the general player commonly known as the Poison Attribute ojisan, whose Elder Frontiers stream videos are somehow being publicly released, even after the Vtuber disappearance incident that occurred on November 26th, 2032.
2. The Poison Oji is not a streamer.
3. Please discuss Elder Frontiers world affairs in the Elder Frontiers thread.
4. Discussing incidents that occurred in other streamer threads is acceptable.
5. This is a thread for volunteers to kindly watch over the Poison oji.
2: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:03:37 ID: 3LoMJ6U9K8
So, what’s the Poison oji up to this week?
3: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:08:37 ID: BiKkmmjU2m
He was endlessly hitting trees again this week.
4: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:12:15 ID: h7kooMQSsc
Woof woof.
5: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:15:18 ID: RZK1FL9mqz
(U＾ω＾) Woof woof!
6: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:19:22 ID: 8Pv0TgRU3S
Yeah, a dog joined him.
7: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:25:13 ID: VWA4XIixF7
Hitting trees, gathering nuts, sleeping on a bed of grass, petting a dog, forest life… this is…
8: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:30:54 ID: x5vT9FDjpG
Ah, Minecraft.
9: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:35:18 ID: 8GcNgRXtbp
It’s Minecraft after all…
10: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:38:58 ID: h0juQqnDbo
While other VTubers are risking their lives in an Isekai death game…
11: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:42:11 ID: DHiKytQdxO
This is the only stream that shows absolutely no sign of strategy or death…
12: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:46:04 ID: 6flr1PRMFR
Why is this guy playing Minecraft while everyone else is in a death game?
13: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:50:31 ID: 08Yinf9kRE
…Seriously, this past week has been awful…
14: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:55:41 ID: YjXT9PQMN8
The Vtubers in the strategy group… most of them are either completely wiped out… or mentally broken and shut in…
15: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 0:59:58 ID: HaHTBXFbwZ
Ugh. My head…
16: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:05:46 ID: XMBBv3su2H
They were slaughtered tactically by goblins, who they thought were weak monsters…
17: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:09:13 ID: KYZOZz9bJ9
The screams of the streamer whose sword was broken by the sheer “violence” of an orc… I can’t get it out of my head…
18: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:12:44 ID: LZ7c60SFzv
That’s Sword Lumi, right…? Their individual thread is basically a wake…
19: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:18:03 ID: xGyHJ58eGe
Seriously, there aren’t any weak monsters… Goblins basically use swarm tactics, and the orcs are heavily armored, even having mounted soldiers. What’s up with that?
20: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:22:49 ID: WZ5dMihLFk
The goblins coat their spears with their own feces to aim for tetanus. That’s the worst.
21: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:27:01 ID: xsjpg2aKhh
Are there any survivors among the strategy group?
22: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:30:27 ID: dOOcwHvIM8
Just the Synthetics group, right?
23: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:33:39 ID: fd1trZMk8H
Ah… the professional gamer group.
24: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:36:45 ID: vvbEEDejR7
The medical fee roulette people…
25: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:40:40 ID: SsW1BF573z
Why are they all clergy?
26: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:44:09 ID: bW222uUubJ
It’s crazy that they’re risking their lives, but they’re using a roulette to jack up the price of healing miracles from the Isekai people.
27: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:48:28 ID: MlSsOqq4gd
But it seems like you need to be that kind of madman to survive in that world…
28: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:53:48 ID: M5HLODCLLs
The professional gamer group is terrifying. Why are they starting to make money within 3 days of being Isekai’d?
29: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 1:57:21 ID: VSgogpMa46
Well, money-making is a standard activity in Isekai…
30: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 2:01:59 ID: Hqf8l3ZpQr
Their adaptation is too fast… they’re even looting battlefields without hesitation.
31: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 2:05:52 ID: SzVNIXXAMn
According to the discussion thread, that’s apparently something called roleplay contamination.
32: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 2:09:11 ID: b72zkLxidb
What’s that?
33: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 2:14:30 ID: FmM6rN84Fq
Simply put, there are roles based on assigned professions, and people are more likely to act according to those roles regardless of their own will.
34: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 2:18:18 ID: HmifzJfZp7
Keep it short, three lines.
35: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 2:21:38 ID: FmM6rN84Fq
Roleplay
Mental contamination
I’m not myself anymore…！
36: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 2:26:35 ID: CKdaCmm9fg
This game is garbage.
37: Admin 2032/12/5 2:31:27 ID: Admin
This isn’t a game!!!!!!! It’s real life!!!!!!!
38: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 2:35:45 ID: McoD84uHZv
There’s the admin.
39: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 2:40:58 ID: pqELqezQcG
Idiot, stop it, don’t touch it, don’t touch it.
40: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 2:45:51 ID: MyoRmP2CwX
How many people have died this week from messing with the admin online?
41: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 2:48:53 ID: PQd3uOEKu6
Probably everyone. Apparently, a lot of lawyers who filed disclosure requests and police officers are dead too.
42: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 2:53:08 ID: 3OOhD7O8ju
…Let’s talk about the Poison oji.
43: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 2:57:44 ID: Vglorqe8jt
Right, in this brutal Isekai, I find solace in the Poison oji who gathers nuts, eats fruit, and hits trees.
44: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 3:03:26 ID: S1Qmy6UH7K
Compared to the streamers tragically attempting Isekai conquest or the madmen frantically making money with medical fee roulette, the harmless Poison Attribute ojisan quietly standing in the forest… is he a fairy?
45: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 3:09:23 ID: sf5G19gQ3X
The dog is cute. A Siberian Husky?
46: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 3:14:36 ID: RzqNaYnC7W
Doesn’t it look like a big Shiba Inu?
47: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 3:18:52 ID: k0roHsrd07
I completely became a Poison oji fan the moment he saved the dog.
48: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 3:23:50 ID: Kp25JzpMWC
Subtly, the Poison oji is defeating clearly dangerous monsters compared to other streamers’ videos.
49: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 3:27:49 ID: ly2an4hKzD
The centipede one, that’s still at the top of the monster strength ranking in the discussion thread.
50: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 3:32:20 ID: za1ESqavnP
That centipede definitely isn’t a monster that should be defeated alone, right?
51: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 3:36:39 ID: nhRnVC6cJh
Is the Poison oji the only one doing original character runs? Are there any players who just relentlessly train their skills?
52: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 3:41:53 ID: a8NwqMZbMw
No. Basically, nobody trusts the admin, so it seems like they’re playing without going through the Tutorial.
53: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 3:47:39 ID: S2VN1RAzEF
Ah, I see, so that’s why everyone isn’t really using skills.
54: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 3:52:20 ID: yz13AalC8a
In my observation, the Poison oji is the only one training skills or customizing them with something called a Skill Tree.
55: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 3:58:14 ID: Lwlo5s0a56
He can already make clones.
56: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 4:03:49 ID: PavSLhfr3A
I’m a lurker in the discussion thread, but the Poison oji is getting a lot of attention here, in this thread.
57: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 4:09:47 ID: Ru0JfgGtkZ
Why???????ｗｗｗｗ
58: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 4:12:52 ID: PavSLhfr3A
No, it’s clear that all his actions are optimal solutions. The streamer strategy group is failing because of insufficient Skill and a lack of understanding of the monsters, and the pro gamer group is neglecting training because they’re too obsessed with the medical fee roulette.
59: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 4:15:54 ID: 2ZcaBb1Bqb
Poison oji, you wouldn’t… be connected to the admin, would you?
60: Anonymous User 2032/12/5 4:21:05 ID: mDkHnpsQ9H
The raid groups failed because they lacked sufficient training and underestimated the monsters, while the pro gamer teams got too caught up in the medical fee roulette and neglected their training.
59: Bored Anonymous 37 2032/12/5 4:15:54 ID:2ZcaBb1Bqb Poison ojisan, don’t tell me… you’re connected to the devs?
60: Bored Anonymous 36 2032/12/5 4:21:05 ID:mDkHnpsQ9H Nah, I believe in Poison ojisan.
61: Bored Anonymous 35 2032/12/5 4:26:57 ID:tLhN4FXCMd No bad guys among dog lovers.
62: Bored Anonymous 34 2032/12/5 4:31:59 ID:Gf9kBnAM6l Speaking of which, isn’t Poison ojisan’s Recovery Potion synthesis Skill kinda broken?
63: Bored Anonymous 33 2032/12/5 4:36:51 ID:4jOBTHGQaC …I was actually thinking the same thing.
64: Bored Anonymous 32 2032/12/5 4:42:34 ID:ucNrNkpt2K Right? The raid groups failed… because they didn’t have recovery potions.
65: Bored Anonymous 31 2032/12/5 4:46:13 ID:PxZJvd1N0B The healing methods in this world apparently require several people with healing skills gathering to perform some ritual-like process that takes hours to activate.
66: Bored Anonymous 29 2032/12/5 4:52:07 ID:haET3i4WVD No recovery potions????
67: Bored Anonymous 28 2032/12/5 4:55:15 ID:FaKvslOqxy Not sure yet. But around day 3, there was talk about it in Setsuna’s reflection stream…
68: Bored Anonymous 27 2032/12/5 5:00:16 ID:5Q54fY55yG Probably legit – Setsuna, who was leading the raid group, is currently searching for Recovery Potion recipes.
69: Bored Anonymous 26 2032/12/5 5:04:40 ID:9uSljcAgXU Exactly. Though details are unclear, recovery potions seem to be treated as legendary items in this world.
70: Bored Anonymous 25 2032/12/5 5:08:45 ID:yg7g5MjIQA Are they forbidden to make?
71: Bored Anonymous 24 2032/12/5 5:12:56 ID:c9DZLIVSnJ Right – according to this world’s history, they’re made using human lives as ingredients. Fulfill is a history scholar, right? Saw it in their stream.
72: Bored Anonymous 22 2032/12/5 5:16:37 ID:4broZWIpJG The philosopher’s stone requires… living humans!!
73: Bored Anonymous 21 2032/12/5 5:21:51 ID:6845d7ATSg Lol. No, not lol.
74: Bored Anonymous 20 2032/12/5 5:27:32 ID:jeYuyROY5F Wait… but didn’t Poison ojisan make recovery potions?
75: Bored Anonymous 19 2032/12/5 5:31:57 ID:zv7qKFLiOd That. While the thread mainly follows his poison Skill training, he’s been quietly making recovery potions too, right?
76: Bored Anonymous 18 2032/12/5 5:36:03 ID:From Brain Excuse me, coming from the analysis thread. Making recovery potions…???? What does this mean?
77: Bored Anonymous 17 2032/12/5 5:40:31 ID:GhivFj9n0M Exactly what it sounds like. He makes recovery potions from water.
78: Bored Anonymous 15 2032/12/5 5:43:55 ID:From Brain Huh? Um, I’ve seen Poison ojisan’s clips but never saw that scene?
79: Bored Anonymous 13 2032/12/5 5:47:35 ID:Clip Master Oh, might be from my videos. I cut the potion-making parts from Poison ojisan’s clips – too mundane…
80: Bored Anonymous 12 2032/12/5 5:50:55 ID:Imv8ScMqaO Well, it’s just scooping water into a bottle, shaking it, and done.
81: Bored Anonymous 11 2032/12/5 5:54:35 ID:teOSN85DaZ Connoisseurs use the potion-making time as ASMR or background noise.
82: Bored Anonymous 10 2032/12/5 5:58:04 ID:From Brain ??????? Wait, the ingredients… just water? Seriously?
83: Bored Anonymous 9 2032/12/5 6:01:08 ID:xebY77771Y Sometimes he mixes herbs to strengthen it, right?
84: Bored Anonymous 8 2032/12/5 6:06:18 ID:LkPBtIL2Cn Dunno, we’re just casually observing the ojisan.
85: Bored Anonymous 7 2032/12/5 6:09:34 ID:From Brain Uh huh…
86: Bored Anonymous 6 2032/12/5 6:13:51 ID:O3GJmSTXJA But think about it – that Poison ojisan can defend himself with poison, make recovery potions… wait?
87: Bored Anonymous 5 2032/12/5 6:19:22 ID:cn00ZfjJkM …Could he actually be a meta character for raid groups?
88: Bored Anonymous 4 2032/12/5 6:22:51 ID:yZFxZYqiJi Nah, but… he’s just playing Minecraft.
89: Bored Anonymous 3 2032/12/5 6:27:16 ID:iRVwTFUWl5 Then not meta after all…
90: Bored Anonymous 2 2032/12/5 6:31:23 ID:fdtP6S0g7a Huh? In ojisan’s stream, he’s looking up at the sky – what’s up?
91: Bored Anonymous 1 2032/12/5 6:34:33 ID:tNeYUBNrQi For real, his usually quiet dog is howling.
92: Bored Anonymous 0 2032/12/5 6:39:07 ID:C4QEOeHIGS Woof woof.