【Watching Over You】Poison Attribute -san5 Thread
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238: Bored Anon -san4 2032/11/28 17:56:55 ID: KCEdRt9gmo
Came to check on Poison-ojisan. Any movement since yesterday’s insane 8-hour straight punch endurance session?
239: Bored Anon -san3 2032/11/28 18:01:14 ID: ihyhlsSyEo
That -san2 literally did nothing but punch trees, drink water, or gather fruit yesterday…
240: Bored Anon -san1 2032/11/28 18:05:59 ID: VjFbJqW1yo
Watching this feels like watching a Minecraft stream.
241: Bored Anon -san0 2032/11/28 18:11:08 ID: J4eR32F9oQ
Punching trees = Minecraft, drinking water = Minecraft, gathering fruit = Minecraft.
242: Bored Anon -san9 2032/11/28 18:14:45 ID: CJHdpYPA9b
So… it’s Minecraft, huh?
243: Bored Anon -san8 2032/11/28 18:19:00 ID: mj9d50me5F
But according to my mom, that -san7 doesn’t even build houses or anything in Minecraft.
244: Bored Anon -san6 2032/11/28 18:24:36 ID: gw7r4Pdlbc
Then it’s not Minecraft…
245: Bored Anon -san5 2032/11/28 18:28:14 ID: gnthFCjy4z
What’s a Poison-ojisan?
246: Bored Anon -san4 2032/11/28 18:31:46 ID: 7FZs5c2rcZ
>>245 Check the first post—there’s a summary of Poison-ojisan’s actions.
247: Bored Anon -san3 2032/11/28 18:34:55 ID: YR4lrjVska
>>245 A regular senkō purēyā (early-access player) who somehow got broadcasted despite not being a streamer.
248: Bored Anon -san2 2032/11/28 18:39:49 ID: gzKVZIs8a8
Huh… Why broadcast a normal person?
249: Bored Anon -san1 2032/11/28 18:45:10 ID: CPR66S2C41
Nah, we thought the same at first, but this -san0 is seriously weird.
250: Bored Anon -san9 2032/11/28 18:50:05 ID: Nice Guy
Fine, I’ll post Poison-ojisan’s legendary action log.
**《Poison-Ojisan Legend Chronicles》**
**Day One Edition**
・While other players spawned in towns or castles and got welcomed by Isekai folks, -san8 started in the forest.
・Immediately after spawning, mastered the Tutorial—something other V-tubers were too scared to even touch.
・Then suddenly started using a Skill called Poison Hand.
・To train it, did **10,000 gratitude-infused straight punches a day!!**
・Finally noticed his fists hurt.
251: Bored Anon -san7 2032/11/28 18:55:07 ID: cJ4ZMDVDwD
LMAO
252: Bored Anon -san6 2032/11/28 18:58:29 ID: 6GdhWDN6kI
>>”Finally noticed his fists hurt” WWWWWWWWWW
253: Bored Anon -san5 2032/11/28 19:03:04 ID: Lo9LklvSnW
Even the guild master only does practice swings…
254: Bored Anon -san4 2032/11/28 19:08:08 ID: AdoFupPvLW
An amateur punching trees…?
255: Bored Anon -san3 2032/11/28 19:13:02 ID: Nice Guy
Continuing—
・Chugged a pain-numbing potion from his starter gear without hesitation.
256: Bored Anon -san2 2032/11/28 19:16:58 ID: BSe5MBj51l
Huh?
257: Bored Anon -san1 2032/11/28 19:20:27 ID: 9SwuwVg0eG
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
258: Bored Anon -san0 2032/11/28 19:25:30 ID: kxdcBiWqtE
Is this a game stream?
259: Bored Anon -san9 2032/11/28 19:30:39 ID: u8mvLILpr4
Probably an adult risking his life in a real-life situation.
260: Bored Anon -san8 2032/11/28 19:34:13 ID: rOSBf3KfBu
Isn’t removing pain receptors dangerous?
261: Bored Anon -san7 2032/11/28 19:38:29 ID: XEIpDNAPug
But Poison-ojisan drank it without a second thought.
262: Bored Anon -san6 2032/11/28 19:41:36 ID: Nice Guy
・After that, endlessly punched trees to grind Skill EXP.
・Healed fist injuries by making regeneration potions from water.
・Repeated destruction and regeneration for **4 hours straight**.
・Then fought some strong-looking enemies.
・Even battled a **10-meter-long Giant Centipede**.
・Won via **poison vs. poison combat**.
263: Bored Anon -san5 2032/11/28 19:46:07 ID: AhBHEG7JtN
What the hell is this WWWWWWWWWW
264: Bored Anon -san4 2032/11/28 19:51:40 ID: Dog Lovers Club
Wait, why was he fighting?
265: Bored Anon -san3 2032/11/28 19:55:15 ID: Dog Enthusiast
To save a dog.
266: Bored Anon -san2 2032/11/28 20:00:39 ID: Dog Lovers Club
Huh?
267: Bored Anon -san1 2032/11/28 20:04:43 ID: Dog Enthusiast
Here’s a clip from that moment:
#VideoShare#
*”You bastards tormenting that dog don’t deserve names!! Let it go!!”*
268: Bored Anon -san0 2032/11/28 20:08:34 ID: Dog Lovers Club
I’m tearing up.
269: Bored Anon -san9 2032/11/28 20:13:53 ID: nlSbbLplx7
For real, Poison -san8’s stream views skyrocketed around this part.
270: Bored Anon -san7 2032/11/28 20:16:57 ID: f1iNI80JZQ
Not a bad guy, huh?
271: Bored Anon -san6 2032/11/28 20:22:20 ID: DkAiQ6ALHW
But this -san5 doesn’t hesitate to use lethal poison on villains.
272: Bored Anon -san4 2032/11/28 20:26:44 ID: Dog Lovers Club
Well, they *were* tormenting a dog…
273: Bored Anon -san3 2032/11/28 20:31:00 ID: 9q2K6sa4jE
Then it’s fine…
274: Bored Anon -san2 2032/11/28 20:34:08 ID: yzh3QgAGqp
The Giant Centipede fight was insane, right?
275: Bored Anon -san1 2032/11/28 20:39:19 ID: hQaRL6tMJ2
Exactly. The mainstream’s still focused on famous V-tubers, but this -san0 is low-key amazing.
276: Bored Anon -san9 2032/11/28 20:45:14 ID: N1vjUDvqlk
While other V-tubers were in meetings, -san8 solo’d a life-or-death battle on Day One. LMAO.
277: Bored Anon -san7 2032/11/28 20:49:43 ID: KJIk0HG1pz
Kinda makes Apothecary seem OP?
278: Bored Anon -san6 2032/11/28 20:54:24 ID: 1Crvdce3M2
Nah, the theorycrafters say it’s a trash class.
279: Bored Anon -san5 2032/11/28 20:58:50 ID: Theorycraft Lurker
Theorycrafter here. TL;DR: Apothecary is garbage-tier.
It’s designed for party play but is practically unusable in parties… -san4
280: Bored Anon -san3 2032/11/28 21:02:24 ID: gxSYY214hR
Absolute trash.
281: Bored Anon -san2 2032/11/28 21:08:18 ID: Theorycraft Lurker
This is off-topic, so head to the theorycraft thread for details…
Anyway, dohiin
282: Bored Anon -san1 2032/11/28 21:14:07 ID: vclCkwpim6
Theorycraft threads smell like sweat.
283: Bored Anon -san0 2032/11/28 21:19:12 ID: c2ojPF4vSj
Well, no harm done…
284: Bored Anon -san9 2032/11/28 21:23:18 ID: QjGalQjIrX
So what’s Poison-ojisan doing now?
285: Bored Anon -san8 2032/11/28 21:26:43 ID: KjvoxKUkfu
Woke up and immediately started petting the dog.
286: Bored Anon -san7 2032/11/28 21:31:09 ID: Dog Lover
jin
287: Bored Anon -san6 2032/11/28 21:37:08 ID: Fluffy
Dogs… are the best…
288: Bored Anon -san5 2032/11/28 21:42:37 ID: Fluff Duty
A slightly worn-out -san4 and an innocent doggo…
Perfection…
289: Bored Anon -san3 2032/11/28 21:46:56 ID: Fluff Mountain
I don’t want him to die…
290: Bored Anon -san2 2032/11/28 21:51:17 ID: pGPXS1kRQu
A lot of non-V-tuber fans are watching -san1’s streams.
291: Bored Anon -san0 2032/11/28 21:57:15 ID: Ag9HOJ8wqN
But this ojisan seems unaware he’s being streamed.
292: Bored Anon -san 2032/11/28 22:02:46 ID: ari24OnWm5
The admins said streaming is V-tuber exclusive.
293: Bored Anon -san 2032/11/28 22:06:47 ID: 66IheDtrQX
Oh, Poison-ojisan’s doing something.
294: Bored Anon -san 2032/11/28 22:12:16 ID: qepLSq0hBY
What now…?
295: Bored Anon -san 2032/11/28 22:16:17 ID: ZFK48XdHdc
WWWWWW
296: Bored Anon -san 2032/11/28 22:19:18 ID: 416cCudSbw
WWWWW So wholesome.
297: Bored Anon -san 2032/11/28 22:24:32 ID: QQq3hSGrUJ
What’s up?
298: Bored Anon -san 2032/11/28 22:30:00 ID: sN84p7s5VF
Searching for fruit with the dog WWWWW
299: Bored Anon -san 2032/11/28 22:35:39 ID: SuXxB5ejMX
IT’S MINECRAFT AFTER ALL!!
300: Bored Anon -san 2032/11/28 22:40:45 ID: iuWdRvakLS
Well then, time to keep watching Poison-ojisan today…